A reminder
— nazir afzal (@nazirafzal) August 4, 2024
After the Aug 2011 riots, police & my prosecutors examined all the video evidence for MONTHS identifying & bringing offenders to justice – 1000s of them
Some didn’t get arrested till a year later!
Prison was the usual sentence
My boss was someone called Keir Starmer
– so sport has progressed to an unimaginable technical level?
— Adrian Edmondson ❎ (@AdrianEdmondson) August 4, 2024
– yes
– and how are we numbering the runners?
– a piece of paper and 4 safety pins
Off to Tesco for my repechage shop as I didn't manage to get everything on Thursday
— Cez 🐦 (@le_petit_cochon) August 4, 2024
IMAGINE BEING IN A HOTEL FEARFUL FOR YOUR CHILDREN WHO COULD POSSIBLY RELATE TO THAT? pic.twitter.com/LPHYLOuRNE
— Will Sebag-Montefiore | Edinburgh Fringe (@wsebag) August 4, 2024
Animals that will surprise you with their actual size:
— Creepy.org (@creepydotorg) August 4, 2024
A thread 🧵
1. A husky next to a wolf pic.twitter.com/8qVawJNH0e
F1 in 2023 / F1 in 2024 pic.twitter.com/IInyh3Iqa9
— Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1) August 5, 2024
It always amazes me how much jewellery modern athletes wear. At school, we were led to believe one tiny earring could kill you. #Olympics
— Claire 🍒 (@claireahall) August 5, 2024
Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach https://t.co/7cORUHndOp
— 🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) August 5, 2024
With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.
— Eric Turkewitz (@Turkewitz) August 6, 2024
Here’s you standing in front of a lectern with the words that are now a fascist slogan…spare me your shock. https://t.co/6iP40Kvg5x pic.twitter.com/3cB1UBKPBG
— Talat (@talatyaqoob) August 5, 2024
Donald's already admitting defeat. pic.twitter.com/jDq6U865x4
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 6, 2024
Good timing! 😂pic.twitter.com/W9stit137X
— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 6, 2024
You know things are bad when the BBC North-West news are listing the number of riot-related arrests by county like its an Olympic medal-winning table pic.twitter.com/AAQkv3Eng6
— Pete (@post_liberal) August 6, 2024
2024 Paris Olympics Air Traffic Map During the Opening Ceremony. pic.twitter.com/hLrGquzoqy
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) August 7, 2024
I mean, if they mean that specific traffic island, they can have it. Well done lads. https://t.co/0iwr3oFdoK
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) August 7, 2024
You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets.
— The Secret DJ. (@SecretDJBook) August 7, 2024
On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem.
Everyone else is there to stop them.
This is England. pic.twitter.com/VpEUQhW3pG
This dog on a balcony in Poland convinces strangers below to play fetch with him. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/bImLwYeKZZ
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 7, 2024
During the match, her headscarf comes off, and her opponents surround her so no one can see her hair.
— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 6, 2024
Even though they are rivals, they are very respectful of each other!
That's sisterhood!
pic.twitter.com/i1OnfL36Ws
if her first dance isn't to Proud by Heather Small, someone should be fired. #strictly #scd https://t.co/PfW93rXHPQ
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) August 8, 2024
‘god is not a potato’ is one of those phrases that is going to live rent free in my head forever. and i’m not mad about it https://t.co/Fb61WscHgw
— Laura Elliott (@TinyWriterLaura) August 8, 2024
I mention this every major meet but I think Katarina Johnson-Thompson has the best bio of any athlete. pic.twitter.com/M8qPpt1fF5
— Jack Tindale (@JackTindale) August 8, 2024
This election is essentially:
— Phil’s Wins 🥥🌴 (@philipjonathn) August 6, 2024
America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad
vs.
A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin
Harris-Walz vs. Trump-Vance pic.twitter.com/R2QeOgIASb
— J.J. Abbott 🦅 (@jjabbott) August 7, 2024
This underwater upside down view of synchronized swimmers produces a surreal effect, to say the least
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 8, 2024
[📹 Fabio Ferioli]pic.twitter.com/AiLUV9dsOm
Tourists who wanted to cross the glass-bottomed bridge could not convince their dogs. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/cCHFdmBzuz
— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 8, 2024
When you're not paying attention during a Teams meeting and someone asks you a direct question: pic.twitter.com/G26zB9WdR8
— Ludwig 🏃♂️ (@paulludwig) August 8, 2024
Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/owq0YBWXb5
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) August 8, 2024
This is the best thing l've seen a mascot do pic.twitter.com/5TJsY3UJpE
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) August 10, 2024
Today, Celine Dion’s management team and her record label, Sony Music Entertainment Canada Inc., became aware of the unauthorized usage of the video, recording, musical performance, and likeness of Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” at a Donald Trump / JD Vance campaign… pic.twitter.com/28CYLFvgER
— Celine Dion (@celinedion) August 10, 2024
idk if I’m being a party pooper here but like I really hope Raygun is okay. Imagine making it to the pinnacle of success (the literal Olympics) in a sport you’ve loved for this long and the whole world laughing at you. My heart breaks for her actually
— lavender baj (@lavosaurus) August 10, 2024
My letter to @Nigel_Farage. Hope the font doesn’t hurt his eyes and brings on a migrant. pic.twitter.com/TamMV3ihWg
— Joe Lycett (@joelycett) August 9, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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